Did you hear about three men going to have there heads chopped off by the guillotine? The first one was a political enemy. As the blade came down toward his neck it stopped one foot above his neck. He said OH!! it is a miracle. They guards were so surprised they let him go.The came the murderer. The same thing happened He was so grateful for his miracle he promised never to do anything wrong. The al anon put his head in the neck spot, craned around so hr could see up the inside of the mechanism that guided the blade and said “If you would put a little grease right up there….