Once a man was walking through the woods. He saw a bear taking a nap Next to the bear was a pile of berries. The man being kindhearted decided he would take the berries and plant them beside beside a stream, He thought that would give the bear lots of berries in years to come. The bear woke up and mauled the man. Moral:
NEVER BURY A BEARS BERRIES !
The next day a woman was walking through the woods and saw a pathetic sight In retaliation for mauling the man his village had tranquilized the bear and had shaved him bare. The woman thought I am going to punish that bear by stealing his berries. The bear aroused himself and mauled the lady.
NEVER TAKE A BARE BEAR’S BERRIES.
Another man was walking through the woods and stole a pile of berries. The angry animal was hidden trying to catch one of the people giving him so much trouble. When he saw the man stealing eating his berries he rushed out his hiding place and mauled the man he dug a hole, put the man in it and covered him with dirt. Moral
A BEAR WILL BURY A PERSON WHO STEALS HIS BERRIES.
I made this up myself. It is a well known fact that my sense of humor is awful. If you did not like this remember that you could have stopped after the first line but you kept on reading. This may be a sigh of a sign of a compulsive desire to cause your self pain. Moral:
GET HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!